• Me: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
  • Teacher: Of course not
  • Me: Good, because i didn't do my homework

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

(via greetings)

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shatteredxfears:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

god bless you

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savioursqueen:

How bad is it gonna get for Emma? (x)(x)

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